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[challenge entry] THE JESUS SHOW...
...Bigger than Oprah!

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Heheh..
 
nice lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:10, archived)
# *chants: go jesus, go jesus, go jesus, go jesus...etc*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:11, archived)
# Whore of BabyLON! Whore of BabyLON!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:11, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:16, archived)
# l:C I:C I:C
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# DNA
Who needs dna? Jesus Knows!
(janetdoggy, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# are there any questions from the audience?...
...oh no not that again...there is no meaning to life...o.k.?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:16, archived)
# hahahah
seeing as its american

"Did it hurt when they hammered the nails in?"
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# only when...
...i laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# OMGYKK!!! YB!!!
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:16, archived)
# "So Mary M, your a prostitute
and somehow, you've ended up on crack? and now your life is at its lowest point. So what do you want to say to our audience?"

nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# we'll find out if she's saved or headed for eternal damnation...
...RIGHT AFTER THIS MESSAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
You know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# hahaha
*camera pans over beautiful forest and lake like in, say canada. soft soothing music plays.*

"Do you want to find a purpose in your life? the church of scientology can help you. Now that jesus has returned and christianity in all its forms has come to an end, its either us or the buddhists. And do you really want to spend the rest of your life saying "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)