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[challenge entry] Little bits of fun...

Can You walk and chew gum?

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(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Yay
I like that.

Can you pass me the hummus when you're finished with it. I seem to have run out.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# This is a dum question but i must know....
I can see why the kitten thing happens here but what gives with the hummus?
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Somebody was typing random shit once
including "I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS"
then it developed meaning, hummus being the mythical quality allowing us to make funny stuff.
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Thank you
I can sleep easy now i've proved myself to be a newbe to this site.
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# strange
one of the most famed b3ta sayings, and we can't even remmember who invented it...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# hummus
the famed Lumpbucket
(evilash, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# he's been involved
in many many b3ta phrase creations. All by accident :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Ooh, I likey :)
Every time I have a reason to scour the job ads, I wonder how some would look if they weren't allowed to be so creative with the wording.
(I helped save b3ta! Lori, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)