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[challenge entry] here goes hell again

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(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Yea woo
Ought to just pull themselves together, its probably a premium rate line anyway
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# yeah
i mean it's not like depression is a real illness is it? Or that suicide is one of the leading causes of death among young men or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Suicide ?
But its what they would have wanted
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# fuckwit
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Well said!
(Nothing, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Actually,
It's free.
(Nothing, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# at this point....
dill was not getting involved.
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# certainly not
just make the pic and sit back
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Indeed,
Smart move
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# mmmm
seem to have touched a nerve somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# it is
a bit of a bugbear with me. for an illness that is so widespread and so devastating, it still isn't taken seriously enough.
why not take a look around www.samaritans.org.uk and read about the good work they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# really didn't mean
to offend anyone, just that last night I met a wanker in a pub who was boasting about working with the samaritans in order to score with a lass, made this to send to him, in retrospect that maight have been a better move
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I'm sure
the work would sort the men from the boys (i.e he probably wouldn't last one day)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# that's ok
i didn't mean to jump on you so much. i'm not that offended :)
But the stupid cnut in the pub wants a good kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# without the wife calming me
he would've got a severe slapping
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Better?
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# actually every time i've rang them
they've been pretty useless. but nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Yup
It looks that way. Lifes too short...
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# the samaritans
'we laugh at your misery'
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)