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# piss?
HOT PISS? AM I RIGHT?
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Thank fuck I finally got through after 100 attempts!!
er, Hot Shoe Shuffle?
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Lets see if its up there...
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No! But try again you may get lucky next time

Calls cost £1.50 per min, minimum charge £9. Additional charges from mobile phones and international callers. Winning not based on correct answer, actual chance of winning is about 4,000,000 to 1.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# hurray I'm more likely to be murdered!
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Really?
whats the chance of getting murdered?
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I am not to be sure I know you're more likely to be murdered than win the lottery
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# What a world we live in
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# We have lotteries and murder
exciting, innit.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# You could solve both problems
if Lottery officials skulked around back alleys holding people up at knife point and forced money into people wallets
while murderers make you buy tickets and then stab you if your numbers come up.

Everyone's a winner*

*Everyone may not actually be a winner
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Hot Chocolate*
*Everyone's a Winner
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Hot piss?
*random cacophony of sound effects*

No, it's not there, so that's no hot piss and no hot action, write down these wrong answers people, now.. Let me get a clock up there, i want three minutes up there, that's right we'll be taking another caller in three minutes or less, now I'm going to give you a clue, try thinking... of things you might eat. Something round and knobbly and brown maybe? A vegetable? If that's helped you think of something, ring up, if you don't get through ring again, but we will charge you even if you aren't randomly selected.. Here's another clue, "spuds" my Nan used to always call them, "spuds"... My nan was great, I remember once she.. Hello caller, what's your answer? Hot piss? Is hot piss there?
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEoneetc.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)