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[challenge entry] can't really insult this twat

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(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# but i've
seen him in my local sainsbury's. my flatmate had to hold me back because i wanted to hit him.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# you need
to find a new flatmate.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I just can't bring myself to hate him
am I the only one?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hate
leads to suffering...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# with any luck
the suffering of the hated one...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# spacefish says he likes him
but i think he only does that to see me fly into an apoplectic rage, because that's quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# And I thought you were fluffy
I should have known when you were wanting to buy weapons of mass destruction the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i almost bought
buymeasubmarine.com the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# submeasub.com
would be a good name for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Would you like to fly,
Into apoplectic rage?
Up up and awayyyyyyyyyyy
Into apoplectic, apoplectic RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ba ba, ba ba baaaaaaaa)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I think
she's more likely to fly into an apologetic rage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i'll be singing that
all day now!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# but but but
he's a nice chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# now think carefully before you answer this:
who? spacefish or jamie oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# um, both.
Spacefish is nicer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)