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[challenge entry] one for the girlies

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(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Men like to help
am I wrong?
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# depends on what's
on offer as payment, we're always seeking profit one way or another, probably the old hunter gatherer thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# A man would surely
do anything to help his woman. If she knows how to ask.

/looks coy, and sticks chest out
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'll help!
actually, I'll just surf the internet for a while first... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Aaww, hon?
Help me now...........please........ because you're so big and strong......*swoon*
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# sure
I'll come down to cambridge as soon as I've eaten my lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Oh, no, you want to keep that appetite
handsome.....

(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# poor, poor
non-curry eating allergic to curry.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Don't cry, sweetie
Just give me a hand with this big heavy box, would you? Ta.... :)

/bats eyelashes seductively
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# obviously you've read
part two
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Read it? I wrote it!
:o)
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# I've never eaten curry
i can't get close enough to try it, the smell makes sick
(and by sick i mean vomit)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# The smell's ok
it's the doubling up afterwards I object to.
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# sounds nasty
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Ooh, yes
anything spicy does that to me. And Mushrooms, and bananas.
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)