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[challenge entry] ugh

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(ntmb, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I'm off for a wank.
Cheerio B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# It's a wank,
what's not to enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# the feeling of lonelyness and slight akward guilt afterwards when you realise you been using a makeshif masturbatory aid
made from an empty bottle, a rubber glove and some hand cream.

then realising you left it ont he floor in your room and your mum was doing a speing clean today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# people should schedule their masturbation better
speings should be kept clean on a regular basis, it's only propper
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# burns
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# This^
And tigerbalm as a lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)