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[challenge entry] Bit lame, but..

I think this one sounded better in my head than out, but here it is anyway. Now I really MUST do some work.. Maybe..

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(Cartroo, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Ouch
But true. Seen a mini with them fitted once.
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# there should be more publicity
about bullbars. they're so unbelievably dangerous. you should print that poster-size and start a campaign on the tube...

w/y/h/p btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# bulls
don't like them either
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# they don't kill bulls though
just shove them a little
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I know someone who hit a bull
after crashing their car, going very fast down the A6 in Cumbria. They were fine, but the bull was killed. And they didn't have bull bars. So there's no point to them.
Sorry, that story wasn't very funny.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I like it.
I can't see the point in these oversized death machines? They must be driven by very insecure people with very small winkles.
(Paul Skinback, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Nope.
It works for me! Fucking city-slicker poncy cunts in Land Rover grrrrrrr arggggg *fume*

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Judging by some of the replies..
People may be interested in this article (from random web search).
(Cartroo, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)