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[challenge entry] Inspired!

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(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ewww
i wouldn't mind fanny farts, except they always seem to happen when i'm going down on a girl.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Wow
I'm not alone
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# There are techniques ti stop that occuring
but I won't go into them now, you'll have to wait for the book
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I suggest she
not elevate her bum. That's just asking for it.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ah cheers for that
i don't want to have to repeat that time she did it and i puked.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# but
it's better than afterwards.

Not nearly as sloppy
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Fanny farts can be done on msn messenger like this
:P {}

then

{}=3 :S
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)