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[challenge entry] Let's have a go at this challenge thing

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(chegosaurus sucks at b3ta, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# You have the best name ever.
100% of FACT
Oh, and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# i was just thinking that
i didn't make this
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# We've had this discussion before!
The best username is "rat". A panel of international experts reviewed the matter an that was their finding. Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# That's a good
effort
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Smirk :o)
Alfa are yet to realise that Kit Cars are supposed to come in bits for you to assemble, not the other way around

[edit] have an ounce of fine quality woo to put in your pipe sarh
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you cruel bastards!
they are only italian yer know! everybody knows that thay are special needs car producers.
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# so that makes
Seat ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# erm
spanish.
(nevermind, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# and at least these countries
still make cars.

*sighs*
(nevermind, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# .....
TVR, Morgan, Lister, Marcos, Aston, Rolls, Bentley........
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# And only the ones that
start at a quarter of a mil are any good...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# you tight fuck


meaning he's not one for splashing out cash, not as in I have carnal (or canal) knowledge of him
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Riiight
Would you really want to drive a TVR every day? It'd drive me nuts... shite build quality and bad handling.

If I had £50-80k to spend on a car to drive every day it'd be an M5 or similar. If I wanted a fancy car I'd get a Maserati 3200GT, just 'coz it's unusual and has the sexiest engine note on the planet.

Oh, and before you say anything about Minis, I'd look fucking ridiculous driving one, given that I'm 6' 3"...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# you know
i have always thought you were flan *finger* and now i realise you are a mere flinger of flans.
(nevermind, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Mere ?....Mere ?
the flinging of flans is an artform I'll have you know young man !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Perfect
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)