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[challenge entry] Bit shit really, but can't hummus tonight.


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(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Ding Dong !
pukking fukkah !!!
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Most Volvo drivers are total cunts.
who can't drive and think that they don't need to give a shit because they're in a tank.

This is 100% of fact.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah!
Them and those twats taking Tobias, Emily and little Horace to school in those big fucking BMW/Chrysler/Merc et all SUV monstrosities...
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# don't get me started on the school run bitches i have to contend with on the morning drive in to work
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

/edit - round here there is only one damn kid in the back of the monster 4x4 toyota amazon shite wagons
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Morning and work ?
what are these things that you speak of ?
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# And a volvo with a fish on the back
is the worst of all. They don't fear death at all.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Oh god!
the little fucking fish clan.
Aaaaagh!
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Am I the only one
who sees the irony in that statement?
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I think so
it's a bit late int he day for me to spot that sort of thing.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# YOU HAVE AN UNCANNY
insight on volvo drivers,...do you have one?
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)