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# I could quite easily get the keys at lunch time
Would it be worth getting sacked for a joyride in a 190mph beast?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# do you have to ask that question?
i mean, you can't earn very much, and it is christmas

plus it'd look great on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't say steal it!
Just unwrap it!

How many times in your life do you think you will have the chance to unwrap one of those!
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# They've given up
Lunchtime photoshoot.

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# curl one out on the driver's seat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# get on the picture
and hang your old man out your pants
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# It's been decided
I'm going to attempt to recreate the picture of that guy fucking the car in womens underwear.

but without the womens underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# they don't do that sort of photo
with macro lenses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)