I have some ideas for new children's tv science shows:
SCIENCEFELD: Jerry gives up a life of comedy to work in a lab, for children. His catchphrase is 'this benzene is making me thirsty'.
SCIENCEFIGHT: Physicists, Biologists and Chemists are put into a thunderdome style arena and must use their knowledge to prove that their science is the one true science.
HONEY, I SCIENCED THE SCIENCE!: Rick Moranis is a loser.
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SCIENCEFIGHT: Physicists, Biologists and Chemists are put into a thunderdome style arena and must use their knowledge to prove that their science is the one true science.
HONEY, I SCIENCED THE SCIENCE!: Rick Moranis is a loser.
rick moranis was always a winnah in my books
he is just typecast as a loser
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he is just typecast as a loser
The only reason he got typecast as a loser is because he was good at acting like a loser. You don't get that good without a lot of life experience.
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FAT-LOUDMOUTHED SCIENCE:
A bunch of morbidly obese scientists are goaded into a state of fury with electric shocks while they discuss a daily science topic. Ages 5 to 9.
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THE SCIENCE TRAIN
Science is taught by rollerskating dancers while disco is played. The episode on mirrorball refraction is spectacular.
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CITIZEN SCIENCE
A scientist with a vendetta takes out his rage on society through the medium of science.
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SCIENCE IS MANLY AND TOUGH AND TOTALLY NOT GAY
A science lab is set up in a men's locker room for an elite football team. Experiments are carried out while men in the background whip each other with towels.
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PULP SCIENCE:
"I'm sick of these mother fucking test tubes in this mother fucking laboratory"
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HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SCIENCE
Bonny Tyler totally rocks out for the kids, but with science too.
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FULL HOUSE OF SCIENCE:
WESLEY SNIPES STARS AS SEXY VAMPIRE HUNTING MAN WHO SELLS MANIKINS AND RIDES OF A BOAT AND HIS PARTNER A CRAZY AZN MAN, FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER AND THEN DO CROSSWORD PUZZLES AND TRY SCIENCE EXPRIREMENTS ON EACH OTHER'S GENITALS, UT WESLEY SNIPES IS NOT GAY.
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I'M A SCIENTIST, GET ME OUT OF HERE
A group of the worlds best scientists are dumped in a deep hole on a deserted island. HOW WILL THEY COPE WITHOUT THEIR TOOLS OF SCIENCE?
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GILLIGAN'S ISLAND:
SOME PEOPLE ARE ON AN ISLAND AND THERE IS A SCIENTEIST AND HE MAKES AN ENGINE OUT OF COCUANUTS.
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HELP ME JESUS SAVE ME FROM THE SCIENCE
Some creationist asshole tells everyone to read the bible instead, and gets really angry about it.
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