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# i heard
that all you need is a length of terracotta pipe an a tortoise. between them the have a range of 50 yards and can take down a helicopter.
(, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# What do you use for expolsives?
(, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# 2 bags of sprouts and a fat man.
both of which are easily obtainable in this festive season.
(, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
#
reptilian flatulance of course!
(, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)