i heard
that all you need is a length of terracotta pipe an a tortoise. between them the have a range of 50 yards and can take down a helicopter.
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:22,
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2 bags of sprouts and a fat man.
both of which are easily obtainable in this festive season.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:25,
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reptilian flatulance of course!
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:28,
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