ah well - have some of this then
From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
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And my heartstrings
God I love that man. Not in a sexy way, just in the way you do love a man made out of spare bits, gurning and grimacing down a telescope.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:03,
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I think it is genetically hard-wired into the brains of all humans
to love a man made out of spare bits, gurning and grimacing down a telescope.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:04,
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He's lovely.
And I loves him.
Crotchety old men rule, I wish I was one.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:05,
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Crotchety old men rule, I wish I was one.
But then your league of admiring fans
what fancy you will all be bewildered and slightly disgusted. The bloke ones anyway.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:06,
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I didn't know you had exquisite breasts.
Show me a photo and I'll let you know.
/getting girls to flash their puppies blog
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:09,
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Show me a photo and I'll let you know.
/getting girls to flash their puppies blog
But not saggier?
That's an important consideration in my decision of whether you as a crotchety old man with breasts would keep hold of your league of men that fancy and admire you.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:12,
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Well it depends
I'm saggier than when I was young. But then I'm larger too. You can't have perfectly perky tits when they're large, not without surgery.
Well, not for long.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:15,
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Well, not for long.
what if I was a really fit old man?
Like Keith Richards?
How old are we talking actually? Because Lemmy, Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy aren't spring chickens but they're all very nice.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26,
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How old are we talking actually? Because Lemmy, Alan Rickman and Bill Nighy aren't spring chickens but they're all very nice.
Silly Captain!
Just stick with being one of them girly things for now, and then in forty years you'll be able to be as grumpy and rude as you like, and people will say that it's the change. After that you can gibber, swear and piss yourself to your heart's content and it will have happened naturally and in its own good time.
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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Just stick with being one of them girly things for now, and then in forty years you'll be able to be as grumpy and rude as you like, and people will say that it's the change. After that you can gibber, swear and piss yourself to your heart's content and it will have happened naturally and in its own good time.
and I've got to wait forty years to do all that?
*doesn't get up till everyone's gone home*
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32,
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Yes.
He invented chest-trousers before Simon Cowell was even born!
www.wheelybird.com/content/reduced_patrick_moore
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:08,
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www.wheelybird.com/content/reduced_patrick_moore
my grandma used to fit his suits
he has the widest neck measurement shes ever seen!
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:09,
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Crikey.
You wouldn't know to look at him, would you?
Perhaps it telescopes out.
Telescopes! Ha ha!
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:11,
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Perhaps it telescopes out.
Telescopes! Ha ha!
not the greatest picture
but it's clearly wooden and thus a xylophone
it's also listed in his wiki entry :)
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25,
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it's also listed in his wiki entry :)
YES
One of my dreams was to be on Gamesmaster.
AND STILL.
'And here we have Captain, testing out the latest Grand Theft Auto from Rockstar Games'
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Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:08,
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AND STILL.
'And here we have Captain, testing out the latest Grand Theft Auto from Rockstar Games'