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[challenge entry] Oliver!

Please Sir, More Lard.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I can't remember if we like you or not.
You got flamed a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# hmm
i have an opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# do share.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# ?
Flamed, AAh yes oversize pictures, gifs etc.
I guess we were all noobs once. I learn fast.
Bothered.......nope.
And all were rectified within a couple of minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Do I look bothered?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# No, you look lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Katherine Tate is an annoying untalented twunt
Although I love the irony in BBC2 replaicing Extras with her
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I'd do her.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# I have no opinion of her,
I have no television and only know of this (frankly cack) phrase through other people saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# she has the sort of humour where you are meant
to laugh because someone has to deal with her being annoying beyond belief.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Id'll be like me in a skirt then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)
# If you would have read the FAQ first it would have all been rosey.
Go on, click your L, see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Like we read instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# That's why you should fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Yes, we do like it if you read instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# now learn about jpeg
artifacts my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)
# lol
yup artifacts...crap screen grab...overcompressed.. i try to do better your highness.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# and that is why
when we do BBC news grabs we edit the html instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Ning Zoot.
Tell me about JPG artefacts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# 'ning fella, I'll not insult you with a copy and paste, I'll just be a lazy twat and link it.
ai.fri.uni-lj.si/~aleks/jpeg/artifacts.htm

( every time a jpeg is saved and reposted, then saved again it is compressed and the shoiter the original image the more artifacts will appear ( it's all the fuzzy shoite around hard edges in images ))

but you knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Ah!
The fuzzy shite.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Dear Pasanonic,
I am interested in you 'jpeg artifacts' and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# I like the fact that Somerset has a Serious Lard Squad
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Pffft!
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Ham Gobbler is good.
I have been away and am not yet swayed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# I'd rather he was just kicked to death
by very large and angry men.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)