this gives no answerspicture this
you're flying, somehow, through the cosmos, propelled by some extra extraordinary thought or something, or some spectacularly delicious dinner, and you reach some point at which gravity precisely cancels itself out, at which light becomes darkness, at which tin cans open themselves with no sharp edges, at which the weight of the knife does the cutting and the pasta is cooked perfectly- every time. and you are greeted through some simple but universal hand signal by a being of incomprehensible wisdom and knowledge, and this cat has got THREE fuckin eyes, and he looks at you and says, 'what?'
are you telling me that a freeze frame with credits rolling over it or a conveniently placed laugh-track is going to instantly, miraculously place you back where you'd always wished to be and fulfilled your wishes for some pork lo mein? or maybe chicken, on the outside chance that pigs went extinct since you got in your car?
the lo mein at some places is better than at others.
what do you do then?
what do the unlucky few do when their lo mein isn't as good as they remember the lo mein being the last time they got it, wherever that was. where was that linda? were we at your sister's house that weekend? was that the time? and all your little cousins came with us? god, those little motherfuckers with their portable gaming devices and their constantly beeping hand-held count-down timers.
I INSIST YOU BLOG ABOUT THIS, AND OTHER IMPORTANT MATTERS.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 11 Jan 2007, 6:51,
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holy shit, blogi forgot all about that.
that's a long by-gone age, sad to say.
i keep a blog inside my head. it gets erased every one one-thousandth of a second, but i think somebody's reading that shit.
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Thu 11 Jan 2007, 6:56,
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that's a long by-gone age, sad to say.
i keep a blog inside my head. it gets erased every one one-thousandth of a second, but i think somebody's reading that shit.
It's on tv in Australia.Channel 10, Wednesdays at 9:30pm
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:01,
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