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# *skulls a beer*
You're talking shit. Light isn't timeless, it just travels really, really fast. Faster than the human eye could process.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 6:55, archived)
# I'm telling the truth. It is a fundemental truth which has been proved.
Just accept this ( I am a physics student ) and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 6:57, archived)
# IT IS JUST A THEORY. I AM SMARTER THAN EINSTEIN, LISTEN TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:00, archived)
# It has been "proved".
Through countless bits of research
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:00, archived)
# i heard that scientific research
proved research to be completely unusable, and in fact, to yield results which are precisely the up-side-down versions of the actual truth.

for instance.


did you know, that research has proven that swingsets actually only swing when they are being viewed by someone who is being suspended up-side down above a mostly grassy field with some bare spots of dirt and one small irregularly shaped patch of mud, around which two hundred and fifteen third graders run, for fifteen minutes every other half hour, on monday through friday, but only when two as-yet undiscovered stars are not perfectly in line with minnesota and someone in a south-eastern country taking a hearty gulp from a sparkling red can of coca cola?
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I take it you haven't studied quantum mechanics?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop_quantum_gravity
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I have, just remember that nothing in physics is really universally accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:16, archived)
# I guess we're arguing the same point then.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 7:22, archived)
# i heard somebody saying
that the only reason everyone thinks light is so cool is that it pays the big kid five gold pieces a day to beat up anyone who says otherwise.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 6:57, archived)