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[challenge entry] I wonder why they kicked me out?


Back when I were a lad.
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From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)
# back in the day when i was young
i'm not a kid anymore

but sometimes, i sit back and wish i was a kid again

/repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# me too
I hate being old(er)
bills and tax and loans are a drag.
I was thinking of becoming a hippy and living in the woods somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)
# there's some hippies that live in the woods
just round the corner from me

was supposed to be a road by now, but they found
some medievil stuff buried there and now they camp out
in the trees warding off the diggers

they've been there at least two years now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Perhaps they are really a
Lord of the Rings re-enactment group. If that's the case, they'll be there for another three or four years yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Copehill down?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)
# God knows
Er was about 5 years ago so near Middlewallop.
Christ got me thinking now. Might have been we used to drive fucking miles away to shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:12, archived)
# by tea spoon, do you mean teaspoon?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *Considers difference*
Is it different like butter and I can't believe its not butter?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:22, archived)
# possibly
*ninja's*

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:24, archived)
# That is a great picture!
I would love to have joined the army, but i'm soft as shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Just be an army postman
'lo there Drac
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Morning KW
hope all is well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Yea, although I'm beginning to hate marketing
Now not only do they want what is impossible to do, they want me to write an article on something that has nothing to do with me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Google is your friend
All the research material you could ever want, & if worst comes to the worst, just copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I'm out now
But best mistake of my life joining up.
Taught me a lot about myself and
how to kill a man with my thumb,
its not gay if you're doing it to keep warm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)
# It was worth it just for that photo!
read your QOTW's, hope the studying is going well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)
# t'is
I am top of my class. Not hard though all the whipper snappers think they know it all and don't revise.
Youth of today I don't know.

Edit: just read yout QOTW sacking, that is the funniest story ever. Makes me want some coffee though.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Poor Abbie
She was so highly strung.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)