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[challenge entry] 8 out of 10 US Marines are...
dyslexic. The other 2 are just morons
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(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
# 8 out of 10 marines...
presented by Jimmy Carr
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# You had to spoil my day=- Jimmy Car ...Kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# can't kill what's already dead!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# God Damn it we can but try...
Forward Soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# why can't we
kill the cunt twice
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# We could at least mutilate him...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Cant remember for the life of me
who that guy on the right is
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Andre Agassi
Tennis player
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Thats what I thought
But then I'm RISing at the whole thing.

Agassi and Bagdad aren't all that similar.

I just hoped there was a tennis player who looked like him but had a name like bagdad
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# ^this.
I'm RISing my tits off on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# there is
\/ \/ \/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
# no, somebody Bagdatis
tennis player
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Apparently so
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&q=Bagdatis&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hoods on the right
get wild for tha night
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *looks at filename*
1007124787! hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# KILLING IN THE NAME OF!!!!
dunna DUN!
and now you do what they tell you
dunna DUN!
and now you do what they tell you
dunna DUN!
and now you do what they tell you
dunna DUN!
AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hehehe... Ah, the day they played that on the radio...
Without listening to the final part... Was it Simon Bates or someone...?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# news to me,
would have been funny though

although i doubt the BBC bosses would agree :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Eeeeee it were great...
*drifts off into hazy memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)