b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Join The Army! » Message 6728972

[challenge entry] army

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
# bravo *claps*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *cleeks*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Its criminal when that has to happen
Especially since its his daughters inheritance
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Why are you always dropping your hat when I'm about?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# No soap to hand
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hmm?
Oh er Its hard to get a hat that fits my weasely head.


*runs*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# its the Raccoon goddess herself.....hello
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# yo yo 'lo

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# you're not to be trusted with Racoons
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
# We've been over this time and time again
The poor little guy had rabies, I had to put your raccoon down for its own good!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# i don't think i'll ever get over it
he was the only one who truely understood me :(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Did Jess actually put down your racoon?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# yes
:(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
# =(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# a) it was rabid
b) it was just an icon
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
# you're so mean
i don't know why you're so popular
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# are raccoons the real cookie monsters then?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# It's possible?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# my favourite post ever ever ever.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hahah, bless
I have my little obsessions
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
# i think he may be a little obsessed
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha, ace!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Haha, I love that!
*would click if he could*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hah ha! ALIEN vs Raccoons
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Awww!
*offers cookie* ;)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)
# For some reason, this really grapes my squildo.
Now I'm going to giggle whenever I think of it this afternooon =)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
# thats my favourite compliment of the day
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Arrghh!
Raccoons! Noooooooo!

Was nobody here on at all last night? :(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I was too busy getting drunk with Jim Beam


He made me do things I'd never usually do!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Like climbing on the roof
and throwing pebbles down the chimney to see how far down it is?

'cos that's not something I'd usually do but it sounds mighty fun!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
# As an ex-soldier.
Anyone can shoot a foreigner, anyone.

We did a more important and more trying job, but in order to be David Beckham you have to be really excellent at soccer.

To shoot foreigners you just need a gun.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# People trusted you with a gun?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I still have guns now.
I am not a mad collector, I just like to kill small animals and birds for food.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Neat
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# but will "anyone" be prepared to be shot at by foreigners with guns?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Pretty much any male between 16 and 24, yep.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# in my experience theres only a few who will
others just say they would but when it comes to the crunch they don't have the minerals. The ones with a short circuit in their brains will but do we really want them to have a gun?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
# But if the stats are still anything like they were in WWII
It's only approx. 5% of the soldiers who actually find they can pull the trigger and do some killing, the rest just keep their heads down.

When do we get to shoot David Beckham?

Much Woo to the piccy btw.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# i'm all depressed now, because it's true
:(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Don't be glum matey
here look at this, it'll make you laugh, always make the missus chuckle anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
# what am i looking at exactly??
:(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# that what she says dammit!!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# pardon?
have you been at the E numbers again?
i told you to leave those blue smarties alone!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# but,but,but,but,but,but ilikethewaytheyturnmytongueblue!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)