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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# i will swap out your eyes if you get grit in them!!!
can't skull fuck or shout anymore. that upsets the poor dears
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
# haha
it's better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# i like guns.
scars are sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# i'm covered in them
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I am one big scar
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# On his cock
from where the genital warts were removed
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The genital warts that you gave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# eurgh.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha!
god that freeze spray shit is painful

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I've got a big scar on the back of my hand
I accidently cut my hand with a large scalpel i 'borrowed' from work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# :P
one on my lower back from an accident with a bucket of broken glass
3 on my chest from when the surgeons opened up my rib cage
one on my forehead from hitting my head on a bannister hard
one on the side of my face from riding a bike into a shop front
:) i'm held together with surgical tape
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# as long as there's room for a few more q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# fuck
you clumsy cunt
:D

Edit: I'm still trying to work out how one cuts their back with a bucket of broken glass...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# i counted once, i had 27 scars on my right hand
they're all pretty small
(i'm a clumsy cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Have you been playing that game where you get a knife and jab it between your spread out fingers
as quick as you can?

whilst pissed/stoned?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# nope
i'm just cack-handed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
#
-handed
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I've got one on the inside of my hand, stabbed myself.
one on my face, hit myself trying to start a cement mixer with a starter handle.
damn, i'm just a clumsy oaf.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I've got two
from where i got my new tits fitted
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# yeah?, how big?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you never fail to impress :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# did you land on/in the bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# yeah
i was on roller skates
it was back when my old man was a glazier
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I showed you all my guns
but just had the piss taken out of me, ah well.

oh and I was shot in the left elbow if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)