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[challenge entry] This is my rifle....

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(ntmb, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I would not join the army after watching that film
and then seeing that poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *hopes this isn't a quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha :)

so many great quotes from that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)
# my personal fave...
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)
# God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:48, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Ahem!
YOURYOU

Spelling ninja.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)
# WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:56, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MINDPISS?!?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:57, archived)
#
YOUR YOU
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# fail
ninja
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)
# that's what he wrote first
and I liked it so he copied it.
and now he changed it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)
# no but you put it into the headline bar
so it came out in code the first time.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)
# oh
yeah.

I suck.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
=)
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:02, archived)
# phew, I was hoping that you had copied it!
otherwise it might have been the final proof that all others on this site are figments of my overactive imagination.

FIGMENTS, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:03, archived)
# YOUR MAJOR MINDPISS IS WHAT?!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)
# BULLSHIT!
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Amazing film.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)
#
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.


I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)
# *logs on to b3ta*
*wonders what this thread is about*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Well, it's not about the file size.
Which is a surprise in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:14, archived)
# I must be the only person here
who doesn't know what movie this is from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oh my word
best film of '87 ( I think ) Kubrick masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# 87?
Thought it was older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I tend to forget that there are folk here younger than some of my suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Yep, '87
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Then you are missing out.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# No. I am
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Youtube link to 'that' scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:29, archived)
# It's bloody
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:43, archived)