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# 'Gruuuuber!'
'ver are all ze machine gun bullets'

'vell Herr Kapitan, ve haf shot so many ve haf run out'

'Gruuuuber'

Classic British comedy.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)
# the sad part is, it's true, it rates up there with the classic
Soldier at a guard post, hears a sound
"Who goes there? Are you friend or foe?"
"Ahh zee breeteesh tommy, we are ze friend" *giggles*
"Oh right, mind how you go! I'll make you a nice cuppa tea"
"Oh mein gott! We is surrender!!!"
"blimey! Turned out nice again!"
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Thats EXACTLY what the second world war was like.
My Grandfather told me it was hell on earth, but we never listen to him as he smells of piss.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)
# yes
I'm pitching it as a miniseries right now

it'll contain nonstop factual accuracy as demonstrated above
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)