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[challenge entry] Asterix and Obelix in a Chav translation.....................
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(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)
# haha
wickard. it's a very simple joke, but it appeals to me in a great way
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)
# don't do that to asterix en obelix.
they're nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)
# obelix is acting boarishly
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Is the dog reaching orgasm?
(Bumsmells, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Nah, its in french
Dogs don't go "Woof" there

/in Izzard we trust
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
# they do
they just spell it differently
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
# How is it pronounced?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
# what? 'woof'?
i imagine it's pronounced 'woof' although it's difficult to explain pronunciation in writing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Fair enough. I always thought it was more like "whoa whoa"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
# no, they say it 'whoa', basically
but then 'woof' isn't really the proper noise either...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Oh. That's a shame
(Bumsmells, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
# le sange et sur le branch
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
# j'aime beaucoup des glaces
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
# le regler sur le table
le regler dans le table
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Me pardonner...
...pour ne pas s'associer à mais je ne peux pas parler le fench.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)
# and bang is coup
or somesuch nonsensical, thoroughly irrelevant type noise.
it's like the french have never heard of onomatopoeia. the bastards*

(*am a bit french)
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
# you fucking french
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i'm a wanker
i know

but only a teensy bit frenchie, and i blame that
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Surely
Bang is either "Boum" (boom), or "pan" (for guns).
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Dogmatix needs to be a pit bull
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
# mauling a child
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
# with an erection

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)
# The child or the pit bull?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Ils sont fou ces chavs!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
Well there's some more childhood heroes destroyed, cheers b3ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:42, archived)