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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)
# pfffft!
 
I'm liking this competition already.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I like the vast amount of previously unknown innuendo I'm uncovering while researching the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)
# if there's innuendo you didn't know
I despair.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I'm not a native speaker
so that keeps me slightly uninformed.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)
# damn woo but i still want to see a modern version of these old euphemisms
everyoens done the old ones but where are the new ones?

obviously im too shit to think of any but ithought the whole point of the compo was to design new ones not visualise old ones
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)
# You READ the INSTRUCTIONS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ^this
everyone else skims it and picks out the most relavent words
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)
#
In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex , so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex , but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)
# yeah, thats
about right
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
# yeah new modern euphemisms, not the old euphemisms simply placed in a modern setting
obviously the latter is a lot lot easier than the former
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Is he still the blonde knob from Steps?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6777323
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)
# it was totally irrelevant anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Haha
I loik this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)