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[challenge entry] Frankly it was like...
TunaOffBarberShopFloor

... though, obviously, this is a Hollywood barber shop. Or possibly Brazillian.

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)
# a can of tuna in a barbershop/salon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's like eating...
frankly, I'm sorry I bothered.

Though obviously, I barely bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# don't worry, it happens to everyone at some moment.
*pats back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# THAT'S NOT MY BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ...i wondered why you've gotten all hairy and sweaty all of a sudden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *Checks*
I've actually been hairy and sweaty for a long time....
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# A sunlit fishy-smelling hairdresser's?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm really not getting half of these eumphamisms
A tin of fish in a hairdressers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# like totally deserted of hair dudes
and giving it some FISHTIN!!!

FISHTIN!!! FISHTIN!!! FISHTIN!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# haha
that made me laugh

Edit: Sean Connery up to his wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# A seamy tin of guts in the Beckhams' dressing room?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I like the sound of that.
Well, not 'like', exactly, but y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# That sounds really horrible :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# casserole in a hair salon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I know, I know
it's really serious
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# This makes
my brain ache
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hairy
and smells of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Getting there...
The phrase I'm looking for is "It's like eating a tin of tuna off a barbershop floor..."
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
# there it is!
just up there ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's the grammar school education
From essex.
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# sexy
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# sauce! :O
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
how do's? you well?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ^This
:S
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Gah!
"it was like eating a seamy tin of guts in the Beckhams' dressing room.."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# But apart from that
... what else did they say about YOUR MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
Well I hope you find it
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I've never heard that one
Though I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I want to
draw a ghost in the corner of that room
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Who's stopping you?
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
# A policeman
who has recently entered my house. he has warned me that if I draw a ghost in the corner
of that picture he can arrest me for criminal damages and take me to a court where
a magistrate will preside and cast doubt on my story. he will sentence me to a life of
grime
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
# You see, If I don't ask...
... it would have kept me awake all day
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# THE PIXIES!
ON HAMSTERS WHO LIVE IN MY PC!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hello!

What fun-packed scribbles have you planned for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I have
planned at some point today to draw a picture of a man called "Van van van van" trying to hire a van. haha! What fun shall ensue?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Van van van van?

Is he French?

I have a drawing idea I thought of in my head which I am now considering and perhaps even drawing. But here's the thing; I need a word to include in the drawing. Do you have such a word you could suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# figleytobis
*I realise that wasn't directed at me, but I've never seen any, you see
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Baramoam!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Brencefoil
It's a kind of laminate metal used on the underside of the hulls of Superdense Hospital
Ships to prevent them from flaking as they travel through the dense Helium clouds of underSpace
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
# You are Ian M. Banks,
and I claim my abbreviation lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hurrah!
For about three minutes there I was in Epic Sci-fi Novel mode.

Now I am in Lady Chatterly's Novel About Love And Things mode

*fondles some scruttocks in Master Plenman's haybarn shed*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# oooo draw a Superdense Hospital Ship
travelling through the dense Helium clouds of underSpace
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# What is he,
some kind of fucking JollyJack?

He is? Oh, right. Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# BIGGAAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# fucksocks
didn't check size properly
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Like eatin'
Sushi off the barbershop floor.

Prolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)