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[challenge entry] My first shoppery in six months, HELLO!
HELLO!
Clicky for directors cut with DELETED SCENES and more colours and stuff

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
# is he ptting in the wrong socket..?
woo!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
# They just aren't compatable
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Pre-op?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Kirk shags alien birds
they got alien bits
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Absolutely first bloody class.
Thanks for making me choke on my apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# what a coincidence
I am appleing right now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ooh
*communally apples*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Let's make a badge
The eating apples whilst looking at b3ta at around 12.45 on a Thursday Lunchtime Club


or EAWLABAATOATLC for short
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
# can i join?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *gets apple*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I don' wanna be in your club anyway
*drinks orange juice*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Down with Oranges !
(at around midday)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *becomes a cirtrus revolutionary*
Down with the apple dictatorship!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
# SCREW YOU AND YOUR APPLE
I ARE EAT THE PEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Pears make your arms queasy.
*queasies*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I am plumming
the depths
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That is just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# haha
poor Kirk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I say!
Su perb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# when transporters go bad...



have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# If there's an episode where Kirk looks gayer
I dont want to know about it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# aceness!
fun fact 473: one of the shuttlecraft on the enterprise-d was named "goddard" which is a euphamism for blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I used to go to school with some kids whose surname was Goddard.
Never knew that though!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# or maybe a sideways joke about jean-luc?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pffft!
i like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# EPIC!
hahaha outfit of tinfoil (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Thats
cockin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Cracking!

And thanks for reminding me, I need to record Star Trek off the sci fi channel tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Oh.


You poor thing you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# They're repeating the 'classic' series
and I'm trying to record the whole lot. Basically:

~ Because I can.

~ it annoys the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# But, but...


it's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Nah. I quite like them.
Wouldn't bother recording any of the other series.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
good reason
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# also it annoys someone I know who's a real Trekky
as I can get 3 episodes on a DVD for 20p per disc and he spent loads of money buying the box sets.

"But you don't get any of the extras!"

"Well, yeah, but it's costing me five and a half quid instead of £150."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha! Grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
That is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# winnar!
does "bugger" imply a part two?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
# woo!
I really like the uncut...ummm...the directors cut version
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)