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[challenge entry] Ta da!


Apologies for shitness...

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(mister_barfly, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
# yes
but it's more like the brief

than endless euphamisms
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
*Likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
# driving to their dirty love nest eh?
what happens next?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
# As long as he doesnt stick unleaded where only diesel should go
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
# haha
wait for part 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I hope I wont have to give credit card details
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Avast!
I quite like that, I think or car sex when watching people fill up with petrol. And my ex used to destroy his petrol tank's innocence regularly. Whilst doing both the lady and boy voices. What a cleft.

Yeah, I know I'm only meant to be on here in my lunch break but it's DEAD here and I'm bored and I've done my main chores for today.


fuck the system. I applied for a junior analyst position today- probably won't get it. It'd be nice though, it's about 25K per annum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 'noon skipper
To hell with the system!
Hows you this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Not earning 25K per annum
so not *that* great

:D

Thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Yea not too bad
Got me a graphics tablet so I'm doodling the day away
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I want one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Wheelybird convinced me to get one
They're well neat. PC world are doing them for fairly cheap at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Hello the Captain.


I've not seen you around much. Are you avoiding me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Nope, I haven't been around much, my befeathered companion.
But I have missed you greatly. Many a night have I sat alone on the prow, wishing I could hear the delicate tweet of my wheelybirdycakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
# These are sad, friendless times we live in.

But luckily if you stick around a while you'll get to see me post a lovely thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# As long as it's not diseased penis it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)