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[challenge entry] They all took too long,
But hey...



Is that too subtle?

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(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# well
i liked it :)
(hazey, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# hello Hazey
just had a 15 minute "stand off". Very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# 15 minutes?
thats one persistent shitter. i hate it when they dont just take the hint that i am the master and will win any stand off, they try to front up some competition, but its really just an irritation...
(hazey, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# the thing is
he was quite willing to 'sound off' during this time. Bleeeuurrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# lol
hurray for toilet etiquette.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# the worst types.
bleurgh, do these people have no shame. saying that i was impressed this morning when i did a very vocal and quite horrible vommit, without realising someone was in the next cubicle. i imagined they winced during my epic chunder. but i dont care, ive had to listen to the sound of messy poos hitting the pan more times thn i can count so i think im excused. plus, its a bit difficult to hold in a vom...
(hazey, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no etiquette required for vom,
other than if you do it in public, you have to smile at everyone afterwards and say something like "better out than in" or "thats cleared space for more beer".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# heheheeh thats made me laugh a lot...
i personally opt for the "better out than in". Its a bit old but still has its place as a phrase...
(hazey, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Better to have
an empty house than a bad tenant...
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# so that's why
everyone used to glare at me when I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i
don't know - did it get any replies ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Had it have been real,
and not just a potato work of genius on my part, i'm sure it would have.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'm sueing you
for hurting my neck.


:p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)