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[challenge entry] Sadly, this is not even edited.

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(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:15, archived)
# TOUCH IT
(assuming it's ham)

Edit: Just noticed the sign in the background... probably not ham... but read the FAQ anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I was thinking
"lamb toucher"

but I think it may be cow

dunno, I only ever see it staring at me in fields with its skin on or as tasty nutritious cutlets in a sea of rich brown fluid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I'm glad I don't have any friends that are cows
cos I have a similar problem, I just wouldnt recognise them without their skin, perhaps unknowingly eating a friend...

I dont have the same problem with sheep tho. THAT would be embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:23, archived)
# you recognise sheep from their cutlets?
You strike both fear and intrigue into me

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I never forget the shape of a sheep's thigh
they're like fingerprints.

Except they're sheep-thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
I think I love you!

:D

hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)
# And they usually have bruises in the shape of your hands on them
You shouldn't grip so tight.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)
# ROCKY XII...?
...or XIII...?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:18, archived)
# there are a number of euphemisms that could apply here.
the one that came to my mind was that this fellow is "beating his meat".
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:22, archived)
# I grant you, it is a humourous picture.
The point is, pictures should be shopped.
If you had drawn a little CDC somewhere on the pic, it would be passable. As it is, it's not your own work. It's simply a photo of a guy punching a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:24, archived)
# "It's simply a photo of a guy punching a cow."
I find this phrase amusing

Cow-Punchers! roaming the land

punching cows at every opportunity!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Careful now
Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)
#
Darren: That fucking cow-corpse is looking at me.
Sharon: Leave it, Daz, jus leave it.
Darren: He's fucking looking at me like he's thinks he's IT. Oi, cow-corpse, you fucking looking at me/ my bird / my pint?
Sharon: Leave it, Daz, it ain't worth it.
Darren: *punches dead cow*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)
# "COW PUNCHERS"
Gotta Punch them all!

"If I punch this cow I can get to the next league and join the champion cow punchers!"
"But Ash! That's a Milking Shorthorn! You aren't ready!"
"I know I can do it!"
"HAHAH I AM THE EVIL PERSON IN THIS SERIES, I WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR ATTEMPT AT PUNCHING THE MILKING SHORTHORN" *smiles menacingly and flaps cape around*
"Hah! You don't scare me!!!"
"ASH!! Noooo!!!"
-credits roll with music-
COW PUNCHERS!
GOTTA PUNCH THEM ALL
COW PUNCHERS!
LET'S PUNCH A HAPPY COW CORPSE AND MAKE COW TIME!
YEAH!!! BUY THE PLASTIC COW TOYS AND PLAYING CARDS
COW-PUN-CHERSSSS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I'll trade you a Jersey and a Welsh Black
for your Highland
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# ok, but I want your Meuse Rhine Yssel
I'll give you two Parthenais
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)
# pffft no chance, Parthenais are soooo common
but I'll go for it if you throw in that Hungarian Grey
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)
# lol
you want a Hungarian Ghey!

hahaha haha!!

I'm tellin!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)
# meanie
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha
I love you too.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)
# silly butcher!
you are not rocky balboa!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Stampa-Stampa!
Wait, its not horse meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:21, archived)
# do the other dance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Why am I looking at your butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Come on, don't compo stuff that isn't edited

it is not The WAY™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Well if it's not edited
DON'T FUCKING POST IT!

/b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)