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(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)
# why is everyone leeching images from the BBC tonight? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)
# indeed....
and TJ.

Having discussed the possibilities of having some entertainment at a B3taBash, I have emailed the Chuckle Bros.

Dear Sir/Madam,
As a long time fan of the Chuckle Brothers - even now hearing “to me to you” sends me spiralling back into nostalgic childhood memories of sitting on my granddad’s knee, watching TV, trying to get comfortable (that man always had something hard in his pocket. Tools, I suppose. He had very rough hands.) – I was wondering if Mr and Mr Chuckle, or Paul and Barry if I may be so bold, also undertook private bookings. As a long time member of an art/comedy website, many of my fellow members meet up for drinks around the country from time to time and we were wondering if we could possibly hire the Chuckle Bros for an evening and if so, how much it would cost. We would be a mainly adult audience, at least physically not mentally and would dearly love to relive our childhood again. Apart from that bit with the uncle and the secret.

I would expect there may be some good natured heckling, and wondered if possibly Paul and Barry (god, I love calling them that) would consider making their act slightly more mature. Nothing serious or degrading, if I wanted to be smacked in the face by a large pink/purple topped tool, I’d ask Timmy Mallet, or perhaps my Granddad again.

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Kindest Regards,

Marc.


I shall keep you posted. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I should imagine they'd either say
Yes, that'll be 30,000 quid please

or

nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Oh blimey it would be ace if you could ...
pull it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I pull it off everday.
Normally to thoughts of you naked and covered in chocolate flavoured lard.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Oh blimey
Lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I can't afford KY
and asda farmhouse stores vegetable oil is just SO common.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)
# use ghee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)
# good luck!
*awaits reply*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)
# arf!
Your mastery of words fills me with glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)