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[challenge entry] my gift to you!


From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
# wooo
Tightrope walk job, that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha
woo!

Edit: No need for the words at the end tho.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
words exclamation mark
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
explaining the joke spoils the joke
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# bad words
i thought about leavin words out but when i put them in they looked funny! ah well, gonna kill myself now *sob*
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# they do look funny
i just don't think they're necessary

no killing of self needed
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ok
death cancelled thanks for input ;P
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
# LOL
emo
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# in other news...
I just went out for a fag and there was a pair of tights on my front doorstep.

What can that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
# sexy tiem?
/Generic answer
(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
# It's windy?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I didnt know it could be that windy.
Amazing what the weather can do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know...
I thought it was something about gurning until the words came up but then I had a very bad night and only just got up...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
# my
she's got wide lips

bet she could swallow 3 cucumbers at once
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# there's no nutrition in cucumbers
she'd be better off swallowing her fist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
fist leg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
# but posh peepil make sandwiches out of them
at the garden parties, innit

in tents
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# only so the can save money that can be spent on
cutting off the crusts, cocaine, caviar and shaven dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
# all traditional parts of our "culture"
and must be preserved, for future generations of rich people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I saw a film like that once
Was rather informative
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
# sounds very educational
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha I love your username :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# she looks innocent
then becomes decidedly scary...

*sets fire to b3ta
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)