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[challenge entry] White Van

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(Paul Skinback, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I saw a skip
with T.Watts skip hire written on the side a few months ago. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# There is
an insurance broker called 'Pratts' near me.
Huge sign outside.
(Spill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I thought all rapists and killers were either lorry drivers
or worked on the fairground
(Mattyboy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# if i understand
the statistics correctly, and i think i do, then 95% of all murderers are in my immediate family. aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# not since they got jobs
do multi drop deliveries
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Or
breakfast TV
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I drove a white company van for a while.
My attitude while driving it was "its not my van". What did I learn from this experience? Renault Extra vans aren't very quick, but their gearboxes are PERFECT for racing changes, so you can pretend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)