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# MC Hammer
entertains the queuing pensioners outside his local post office.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)
# thanks!
i just spat tea all over my keyboard!


bloody genius!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:02, archived)
# fantastic
nice one!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)
# I can't touch that


for those that can't remember, this dog is called MC Hammer
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:02, archived)
# oh
I cannot describe the joy of seeing that.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:03, archived)
# why do
old people do that? it's not like they have anything better to do with their day that they haveto get up at half 6 and camp outside the PO for their pension...
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:04, archived)
# yo yo yo
U can't touch this
[long cut & paste of lyrics deleted]
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# wow
thats a long post.
the ladies WILL be impressed.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)
# no no
it's...

my my my
penis is.. so large
makes me say ..'Oh ma lord!'
@thank you, for blessing me
with a two foot cock
that hangs down to ma knee..

etc etc.
sheesh.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)
# And the chorus goes
"You don't want to touch it"
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)
# me like
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)
# haha
hammer recently appeared in a low-budget commercial for car insurance.
no dancing or rapping in it unfortunately.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Yay
You made me laugh, thanks.

That is class. I said CLASS, not gl...
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:24, archived)