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[challenge entry] yer, here's mine before the compo changes
I was going to make it a bit different (i.e. not shit), but I couldn't be arsed

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(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)
# My euphemism game is weak.
About 90% of these BAM! straight into my 'huh?!' gland.
But, for what it's worth, I wouldn't say this is badly done in the least. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Maybe we're both just too naive?


*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)
# HEY! I'll have you know i'm INCREDIBLY innocent!
Once I glanced at a lady's shin, but i locked myself in the dishwasher for a month to make up for it. I think i learned my lesson.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah
...but you did try to sweet-talk my shin into joining you in the 'steam room' didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)
# yer
I was trying to think of something modern and not just a euphemism

but

meh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Its a bit like the italian job
Just a prude sexy one sponsored by mazda
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Why should Mazda sponsor a Vauxhall?
Mazda belong to Ford, Vauxhall belong to GM
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
# this IS like sex...
cos you lose interest after you withdraw!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Comment of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)