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[challenge entry] When ad agencies go bad

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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Haha
Very good, I hate that fireman ad
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Thanks
though really it's just random profanity on a tiresome Friday afternoon.
I'm particularly pleased with getting the words "cunt" and "shit" into the same picture.

edit: in fact I just swallowed another 12 inches for lunch, but I'm trying to gain wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)
# I had chip sandwiches for lunch
and a beer to go with them (but only one so I was ok to drive back to work)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm beer
you tempt to fuck off from the office early just to start drinkin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)
# As I said
comin up next month... wanna organise a B3ta bash?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Why yes
I've been tempted to use the pub scheduler in m3ss3ng3r for just such a purpose but up til now there's not been enough peeps in the area..
Is that the go? I work at the uni so I'm in town every work day till 5:30 which is ideal for going straight to the pub.
Only problem is, most of the pubs in Auckland are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Oh,
Apparantly I'm staying at the Hilton. It's a work trip....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)
# The Hilton
Princes Wharf, is that? right downtown, handy to everything (I guess).. if you stay away from the Viaduct there's a variety of drinkin' establishments down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Cool
I shall have to email you my mobile before I depart (or vice versa)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)
# i really shouldn't laugh
at your edit, but i have schoolboy humour..
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)
# mmmm
it does look tasty though... where can i get one at this time of night?
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Well as it's not yet 5pm
they're ALL still open!

Mmmmm time for beer soon!!!!

Can I add a spam for Rock Paper Stripper with new improved pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 2:58, archived)
# thats all very well
if u live in new zealand... which you do. Can you go get me a sandwich please?
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Sure
Via UPS or DHL?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)
# sounds expensive.
Just bung it in a taxi and send it to mine, that'll be fine.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I could stick
my fingers down my throat for you..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Some people
pay for that!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)
# yeah.
its called mcdonald's.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Reminds me of Ben Elton
"cut out the middle man and flush it straight down the toilet"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)
# That's very good
can I mention Rock Paper Stripper??
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)
# UN Weapons Inspectors
J'approve. :)
wouldn't we all...


Edit: this game is really quite odd. i understand the rest, but strippers????????
(TopGun6061, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Best I could come up with
sounding like scissors at short notice

I'll put some strippers in next week
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Well done sir, that deserves
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 5:45, archived)