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[challenge entry] Hull please

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ah yes
I see you favour punch fisting over swan necking.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ok, if you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# It's such a romantic notion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# indeed, tulip.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Yes
turnip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# pft silly streamghost, i am not nipsy, master of turnips is turnips/nipsy..etc !
and i've not seen him for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaw
Well I'm enjoying this compo as I'm am newly single. Had planned a really amazing night as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# awwww ! i'll be your boyfriend for valentines day
for the first time ever i'm in with a chance of maybe getting something for v day this year. altho the husband thing hates it so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
You couldn't afford me. I demand only the best kebabs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# psh, you saying my £38 wage packet wouldn't stretch to your high standards !?!?!?!
you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Well I don't know many people
what could stretch to a mixed kebab!

I'd actually found a hidden place on Primrose hill where I could pitch a tent.
I'd planned a midnight champaigne picnic with a view of London.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# you looking out for kate moss and all the other calebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Naaa
I checked for dogging but no luck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# bend over then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Ladies
first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
#
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/edit: severe mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ooops
Well they could firt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Twat.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
You said a cunting rude word.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)