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[challenge entry] Meh... (it's 53.97k now)


I once had a girlfriend who ripped me a new one for forgetting valentine's day.
This would have been a nice comeback, 'cept she did not have herpes, rather she was merely a harpy.


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking hell that really hurts my eyes
edit: and my bandwidth account
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# glad you like it
Happy Valenties day!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)
# did she have dialup too?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# whoops!
uploaded the full sized one, lemme fix dat...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# ;-(
nearly...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hello new person
May I direct you in a polite manner to this:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# thanks
not so new.. just tired, and uploaded the wrong file by accident

but thanks.. good tips there
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Heh
Now this one:

Please read t'FAQ. Cheers.

(under 50k for a still image, mon amigo)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# working on it
53k is as low as I can make it and it is still liegible
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)
# sold!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I do try...
LOL
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Yes, I am drunk.
But you are a minger.
And I will be sober in the morning.

All you need.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# This image is a little large
Have a look in the faq for the bit about image sizes
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Too slow, big knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# yeah dave what
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# have we told you
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# about that
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)
# To be fair,
It is still a little large.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# mmm
I will try harder next time, normally I just make little icons, where size does not matter so much.

*sigh*

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# yeah by about 3k
*hisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Half of the time I haven't got a clue what anyone on b3ta is on about
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I am a bit colour blind
and I have no idea what this says.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 7:35, archived)