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[challenge entry] my little pony first compo entry


I hope this isn't too evil. Ironic that she doesn't read this site (one of the many reasons why I've had enough)... more clicky


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(I helped save b3ta! hashaday reality not to scale, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# i have a sneaky feeling
this is what my brother in law is planning. he's moved house so she can't find him.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# that's cheeky that is
cheeky, cruel, yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hello:)
thought you'd disappeared from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# no no, i'm still here
coming up to my 4000th post too! yay
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# now if only it could make an FP
then maybe one of her "friends" might see it...
(I helped save b3ta! hashaday reality not to scale, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# "friends"?
ooh, has she been the naughty one, then? as well as useless, for not being here, obviously...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i don't think it's me
i think he means the brother in law's lady friend.

at least I hope so, if not, I'm all confused
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# yeah but no but yeah
Work is hurting my head :o(

No one here is being referred to, I don't think. Unless. *shudder* monikers are confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! hashaday reality not to scale, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# PEOM!!
ooooh it's real, i like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# PEOM!
They stood on the beach at midnight.
Their lips were all a quiver.
She gave a cough.
Her legs dropped off.
And floated down the river.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# PEOM!
2 young brothers from Cardiff did say
"fucking hell everyone is gay"
they looked at each other
then looked at their mother
and decided to fuck in the hay


I thankyaw (holds out cap)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...

Yep. My boss turned down my pay increase today.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Whilst looking at that image...
... I'm in my happy place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# bastards
my brother is having a similar situation. he's on commission, and in the last year has brought in £750k of business. what was his commission?
£500.
in total.
his boss is a twunt.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Actually, I wasn't 100% truthful...
... they did give me a pay rise. A couple of hundred quid.
Which puts me about £5 over the threshold necessary to defer my student loan. So I'm going to be about £100 a month worse off! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ouch
not the good.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)