Sorry, too much Stella tonight....
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( , Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
too much Stella tonight....
From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)
( , Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
But then!
He speaks his secret fear aloud, and she reveals that she has a large porn collection of her own and is similarly apprehensive. They decide on a mutually preferable arrangement in which they synchronously alternate between married life and extended bouts of furious masturbation, and both parties happily coexist for as long as can reasonably be expected.
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Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:39,
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***Hunts for more pics***
to reenact the above story......
(with my trousers around my ankles!!)
;)
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Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:42,
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(with my trousers around my ankles!!)
;)
Eventually they fall out because he makes a disparaging remark about her sock fetish.
They have a knife-fight, and he is fatally stabbed. His dying words are "I leave everything to Silvia Saint".
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Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:16,
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YOU'VE BEEN HAVING MY WIFE'S DEAD GRANDMOTHER
Her name was Stella.
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Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:50,
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Her name was Stella.