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[challenge entry] Sorry, too much Stella tonight....
too much Stella tonight....

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# But then!
He speaks his secret fear aloud, and she reveals that she has a large porn collection of her own and is similarly apprehensive. They decide on a mutually preferable arrangement in which they synchronously alternate between married life and extended bouts of furious masturbation, and both parties happily coexist for as long as can reasonably be expected.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# ***Hunts for more pics***
to reenact the above story......

(with my trousers around my ankles!!)

;)
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# more conflict!
too much cooperation!
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Eventually they fall out because he makes a disparaging remark about her sock fetish.
They have a knife-fight, and he is fatally stabbed. His dying words are "I leave everything to Silvia Saint".
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:16, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN HAVING MY WIFE'S DEAD GRANDMOTHER


Her name was Stella.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Sorry, but Stella is a Hottie, and you know it?
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)
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(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Spaniels Ears!!!"

BRILLIANT, thats first time I've heard that one.... :-D
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:36, archived)
#
SurelyStella a classic.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:59, archived)
# hehehe
nice expression on his face :)
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)