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[challenge entry] 'Ning!


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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Nice.
I think the first verse is all that was needed though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# me too
stop it where it stops rhyming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i dunno
the jarring of the non-rhyme works for me, for some reason. i just hate that font.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I agree with you on all points expressed in this post.
But that thing with the chickens, no, not that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)
#
Chickens is just kinky.
Feathers, on the other hand, are erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I know, I don't really like the font either
but it's the only one I have that seems to fit the theme and I can't be arsed to search for more fonts at this time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I know, but I had a lot of space to fill
and a lot of Valentines Day hating anger to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)
# It is all a load of crap isn't it.
We normally save the money for a celebration at a more personally significant anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I got engaged on 17th Feb specifically so that I'd find it easier to book tables.
I still celebrate 3 days late.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
# What a cunning stunt.
Our anniversary is March the first. So we just wait until then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I'm just waiting for the PC brigade to
change the name to national love day, or something shit like that, because Saint Valentine doesn't fit in with Britain's multi-faith society.

Bah! Humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
# You are a nonsense.
Saint is multi-faith, you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Quiet you,
since when does common sense get in the way of a good rant?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Saint Valentine wasn't.
He was a famous anti-semite*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I wonder how many jews who celebrate V-day know this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)
#
*May be a big fat lie
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# seconded
edit: thirded
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Now correct the spelling.
Otherwise, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Spelling?
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)
# *has lung rot boner*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)