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# I heard that zombie hookers carry lots of VDs
in handbags
(, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# it's from gobbling all the turkeys.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Ah yes
makes sense, really
(, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)
# did you know....
male turkeys at Bernard Matthews place were bred like bodybuilders (steriods etc..,) and couldnt mate being so unnaturally big and heavy. So workers there....well you can guess what they had to do....worst job in the world surely? fancy telling someone your a professional turkey wanker??
(, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:31, archived)
# i'd rather be paid to do it
then be an amature turkey wanker.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)