dna test! dna test!
From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)
( , Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)
From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)
( , Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)
note:
all men secretly believe they are not the fathers of their supposed children. dna tests are meaningless when confronted with drooling, mewling shit machines.
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:15,
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I have quite
a sad story about that. Suffice to say I have a 23 year old son. Her (his tramp of a mother) family did not want me near her when I was a pennyless waster back in the day. I'm not short of a few bob now. Guess who's coming to dinner?
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:18,
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like they say "you can choose your mates"
"can't choose family"
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:22,
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never a truer word
but I have the best family in the world, shame these strangers want some of that now.
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:27,
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oh yes... my brother finds himself in a very
similar position now...
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:26,
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hypnotise him, have him rob banks for you.
i always wanted a zombie slave, this would be close.
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Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:30,
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