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[challenge entry] Shall I put some music on, darling...?
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)
# no
no no no

not liking the gore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *Grabs fistful of gore*
*fucks the gore*

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# O_o
You are Clive Barker AICMFP
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
darn it!i've been found out

*Grabs prof*

*fucks prof*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Crikey, you didn't even buy me lunch first!
How rude.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
Already had something planned for you to nibble on

EDIT: think I'll donate... where do I donate

*money... not Aids*

*Will donate Aids*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *chokes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
Thats m'boy

*again*

*waits til he turn's purple*

Deep breath

*AGAIN... HARDER*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Mr Bad Aids
You are bad.

Have this:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
yay.... will give it to my kids
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# the traditional way
or using this science?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# an injection both ends
you decide which
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I'll get a coin
and I'll toss for it

actually, forget the coin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# you'll not be a fant of medical programes then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I'm not a fant of anything, to be honest.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# what about endoscopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I'm going outside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You sir,
are a legend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# icky
SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# it is where I am
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Haha, me too =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# proctologist
are yah?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# in fact I should be looking at it
but through a microscope
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# if that looks like porn to you
you have problems
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *fwaps
just cos it aint pr0n doesn't mean it'd be ok to have on yr screen in front of yr boss!

*wipes sticky mess on Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *licks self clean*
*goes back to proofreading inflammatory bowel disease journal*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# you have the best job ever.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
#
*eats and waits for more*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Ecchh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Waspy, no!
*wags finger*
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *vibrates*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Stop it
Or you'll be made to stand in the corner.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# THIS IS



(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# this would be so funny
If I hadn't been to the urologist yesterday and had seen similar stuff but live!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)
# MUHAHAHAKEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# that reminds me
I haven't had dinner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# if you please
but make it Gorefest then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yes, the album could have the sounds of the rib spreader being used
*CRACK!*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# My ex
had one of those
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I think
I'll send that to a friend... who's having open-heart-surgery on Friday. Sure to brighten his day.
(Swellington Please rebel against my orders., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# for your anus?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
oooh close.....

Japs eye
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# That's what they used to call me..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# 'nings Grunty!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Howdy Prof - how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm grand, ta.
You okay?

I'm off work this week, so not been about much...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Spent a not-at-all riotous week in NY
and am really tired now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Oh dear.
I hope you'll be well-rested and recovered for the London bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oh yes.....
Yes indeed. See you there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Absolutely!
And with that, I'm off into the *shudder* real world for a while. Catch you later, and remember: beware the Day Star, it burns us!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Who was that woman who did a song with the same name?
Debbie Gibson or someone?
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)
# That would be
Madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Oh yes
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Well, she did
'Do You Have It In Your Heart' amongst others
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I still
I still have your dog whistle in my red, pulsating chambers. Not sure how it got there.
(Swellington Please rebel against my orders., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)