From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)
but
it is funny because she likes poo
I wonder how she will regard this evenings repast of vodka, the smell of white spirits, and prawn crackers (34p at lidl, bargain)
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09,
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I wonder how she will regard this evenings repast of vodka, the smell of white spirits, and prawn crackers (34p at lidl, bargain)
it doesn;t matter what goes in
it's what comes out she cares about
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09,
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If you ever see one of her shows
you'll see she deserves all this, and more.
Right nasty piece of work.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09,
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you'll see she deserves all this, and more.
Right nasty piece of work.
so far i've avoided her.
i did google her and what she says is sensible. but i don't need her help so i'll not seek out her teevee work.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:12,
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she says in her "PhD"
that if you have less DNA/RNA you age faster
she is a nonsense
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:15,
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she is a nonsense
whatever her other pronouncements...
...her advice to eat less crap and to exercise more is correct.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:17,
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yes
but most people know that without being told to spend £4398767 on strange vegetables and books by gillian mckeith
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:20,
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they know it
but they don't have to follow it. it is taught at schools. pizza and crisps are just nicer than carrots
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:24,
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I only like carrots
when they are cooked so much the nutrients are probably gone.
there is only one use for raw carrots. Gillian would probably approve, actually.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:27,
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there is only one use for raw carrots. Gillian would probably approve, actually.
yay
for raw carrots
although boiled carrots have their place too, alongside a nice piece of lamb, with some mashed (or roasted) spuds and some green beans. and a generous helping of gravy
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40,
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although boiled carrots have their place too, alongside a nice piece of lamb, with some mashed (or roasted) spuds and some green beans. and a generous helping of gravy
i'm sorry
i meant lamb chops
you're welcome round my place on saytrday. will be doing a beef roast (not gonna have time to on sunday)
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:51,
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you're welcome round my place on saytrday. will be doing a beef roast (not gonna have time to on sunday)
chops?
I made the D: face.
Chops are too much bone and fat for me. I like a nice slab of muscle.
mmm beef. I haven't had a proper roast for months
/poor student blog
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01,
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Chops are too much bone and fat for me. I like a nice slab of muscle.
mmm beef. I haven't had a proper roast for months
/poor student blog
i meant it
come round here on saturday, and if you can't make it we'll have a b3ta roast (just you and me, and tutt, and JJ, and milkman dan, and anyone else who fancies joining it)
haven't told my flatmates yet, but i'll be roasting a beef joint, roasting some spuds, making some yorkshies (i make fucking amazing yorkshies) some gravy, and possibly some carrots. even if my housemates don't join me that'll see me for at least four days
edit: i put sunday, but i won't be here on sunday so hopefully you didn't see that
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:07,
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haven't told my flatmates yet, but i'll be roasting a beef joint, roasting some spuds, making some yorkshies (i make fucking amazing yorkshies) some gravy, and possibly some carrots. even if my housemates don't join me that'll see me for at least four days
edit: i put sunday, but i won't be here on sunday so hopefully you didn't see that
you anywhere near aberystwyth? (if you are, I am very very sorry)
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:10,
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sorry
bristol.
although i've friends who went to aber uni (well friend)
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:11,
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although i've friends who went to aber uni (well friend)
you're rubbish
I shall cry an emo tear, like so :'(
why is everyone on the internet who is not a merkin or russian from bristol?
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:14,
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why is everyone on the internet who is not a merkin or russian from bristol?
WOAH. WOAH. WOAH.
how dare you accuse me of being from bristol.
i merely live here (and study here and work here) but i'm from the lovely village of liverpool (tried to find the meaning of the roman name on wikipaedia, but it was so innacurrate i stopped reading)
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:17,
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i merely live here (and study here and work here) but i'm from the lovely village of liverpool (tried to find the meaning of the roman name on wikipaedia, but it was so innacurrate i stopped reading)
I apologise good sir
(and now I said that you are probably a lady)
should know you are northern if you can make good yorkshires. I shall make some tomorrow for solidarity. I may even make a CDC shaped one. I tried making a CDC scone and colouring it with ribena but it didn't work.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:20,
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should know you are northern if you can make good yorkshires. I shall make some tomorrow for solidarity. I may even make a CDC shaped one. I tried making a CDC scone and colouring it with ribena but it didn't work.
nah
i'm not a lady (not last time i checked anyway)
i need flour for next tues anyway so may as well make some yorkshies
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:38,
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i need flour for next tues anyway so may as well make some yorkshies
You evil person
Making me crave such foods at 3am is surely a crime punishable by brussels sprouts!
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01,
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english food is great
We didn't have to cover our food with spices because it was so shit in the first place.
can't beat roast lamb, or fish and chips.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:28,
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can't beat roast lamb, or fish and chips.
Hitler liked carrots too
So I guess we should just overlook his other kerrazy ideas because he got that one right, eh!
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 4:30,
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I'd never heard of her before last week.
Then I found out that she set her lawyers on one of my favourite b3tans. I can't tell you how happy I was to see this challenge announced.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:17,
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she went after eclectech over a song he made
I'll try to find the news thingumy about it
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:28,
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ah, thanks.
and to those who supplied links as well. i was wondering why she was attracting so much venom.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:34,
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Psst...
Eclectech is a girl. She made the animation, Doghorse (who is a boy) did the song.
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40,
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this is not just a willy
it is a willy with ...no, I am too drunk for making up M&S willy adverts
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Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:49,
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