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[challenge entry] Yeah I know it's kind of late

But I've been thinking about it all week, and it is the ultimate honest advert.

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(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# my name says it all
if it is honest, then its lying. but if i'ts lying then ads are honest. Its a paradox or catch 22 if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# head explodes
I hate paradoxes me.

(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# *two paracetamol*
poor nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# *snuggles*
I haven't seen my own bed in days, making wondefulness for the gamecube that I hope you all buy and enjoy.:0)

All my internet connex has been out due to this goddamned BigBoss virus, so I've not had me b3tafix, I am spazzing like a looney.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Oh that's what bigboss is...
I thought as much... it just ends up in my bulkmail folder every time it gets sent to me, didn't even need to filter for it.

my bro's got a cube, what kind of wonderfulness are you making?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Serious Sam
And it's going to be bloody ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# At that price?
I've got to save to set up home you know! Again!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# that's a bit like this...
www.anti-everything.com/pages/stick-atl.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# bugger.
But at least I'm not advertising my website :0)

and mine is more concise
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# because it would be a lie
because all adverts lie...except ones about beans - I like beans...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# MINDPISS ALERT
That advert can't be an advert, because it says Adverts lie and if its telling the truth then all adverts lie and it is lying, but if it is lying then all adverts are true and it is telling the truth.
(Bob McCow, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# NOoooooooo!
What have I done!?!?!?


I did'nt mean it!
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Created a paradox
THAT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! HAHAHAH!
(Bob McCow, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)