looked better in my head...
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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)
Pffft!
TJ: In 4 moths im going to have an operation on my feet, they're going to cut tendons attached to every toe except my big one, break the joints in two of my toes then fuse them together differently and on my little toes either cut a bit of skin from my foot so my whole toe can move down and across then have a graft or something, break the joints, cut the tendons etc...or just cut them off, because they're probably gonna curl back up anyway.
Which should I tell them to do, wise B3tards? I'm not sure if I want to loose my little toes just yet.
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46,
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Which should I tell them to do, wise B3tards? I'm not sure if I want to loose my little toes just yet.
I will loose a power infact
I have super human grip with my toes.
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49,
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haha,
that went a year back, it had been there for about 19 years
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07,
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Do the first thing, then cut them off
On a similar note, a friend of mine once wondered what it would be like to have cocks instead of fingers.
I think it would be quite cool
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48,
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I think it would be quite cool
pickle them in a jar and give them cheery names
like "tony" and "lil"
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49,
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Tell them to amputate higher up.
Then get on the phone to Paul McCartney, you'll be well in there.
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51,
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Youtube?
crap toes video
They've got worse since that was badly recorded
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01,
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They've got worse since that was badly recorded
not as bad as I was expecting.
and chickvenue.com looks promising ;)
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06,
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Totally true!
If I were to post a vid on here, I'd get a secondary youtube account first!
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:12,
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well dont get it done on the NHS
a friend of mine had the same thing done and they botched the operation about 5 times. In the end this person had to have the leg amputated up to the knee :S
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54,
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That's nothing!
My mate went to casualty once cos he'd sat on a bee and he's like allergic to bees and they took him into the hospital and made him sit in this room and he waited there so long his ribs turned to cheese cos the bee caused calcium build up and now he's in a wheelchair and can't move because if anything touches his ribs they will break because they are made of cheese.
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Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00,
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