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[challenge entry] so the manager says, 'and what do you call this act of yours?'
'and what do you call this act of yours?' 

 

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(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Come on, someone had to.
 
or did they?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# It's a bit low-poly.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# hah
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah - pixellated enough to post directly, perhaps?
 
edit: well, it's off the board now, so what the hell.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I would have thought so...
I still wouldn't get it though *spangs self*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I was wondering what the best way of doing that would be
woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Plenty of lubricant, rubber gloves, and a hose.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ah I see
where should I put this horse?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I know, you bastard.
 
but since I went and made a picture I thought I'd post it fuckin' anyway.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Especially since I now have image searches for lemonparty, tubgirl and goatse in my work server log.
 
LOL.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# but yours wasn't funny
;|
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# so mine was more accurate to the joke
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# yes
i think its more of an audition than a joke though

/was just bein cheeky :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# s'ok cheekiness observed
:)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# phwoar.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Air hellair!
*cuddles tightly*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# g'day squire *glomps*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Are you well?
*wonders a little bit why everyone's started calling me squire*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# i'm well enough, i've got polos and tea.
hurrah!

your good self?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I'm grand...
Polos and tea? What manner of outlandish fuckery is that? The polos will make your tea taste minty and odd!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I'm going to whisper it...
...but I'm RISing like a RISy thing here.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Ah, thanks!
Heh.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# it's a long joke that a lot of stand up comedians tell
basically it involves someone going in to a casting office and describing an act that is as disgusting and offensive as possible and at the end the agent says, what is this act called and reply is "The Aristcrats".

The punchline isn't funny, it's all about the delivery
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# the movie is fantastic
and the DVD extras even moreso
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# it bored me
I think you can only be shocked to a certain level before it just becomes unfunny or you are simply decensitized.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# bah
i liked it, and as i say,the extras are great
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)
# The Only Time I've Heard It
is when me and my mates all got pished and tried to outdo each other at it, while playing cards.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I wondered why that link was blue after clicking the link up ^there^
So I hovered over it
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# if it hadn't taken so long to fucking preview
i might have got a few more people
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# HA HA
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# woo to that
*closes imageready*

you git
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# hehe woo
I've started one too
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# My first lemonparty picture.
 
I'M SO PROUD.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# haha! it had to be done
woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)