b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Punchlines » Message 6894361

[challenge entry] What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)
# FROG IN A BLENDER,
FROG IN A BLENDER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *extends noodly appendages*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# *does something Pratchett related, that I can't think of right now*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# A walking clock?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Is it a
walking clock?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# How does it smell?
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Well
how does it smell?

poor thing's got a fucking clock for a nose

*writes to Daily Mail*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# he can only tell the time by looking in a mirror
and then the hands are pointing the wrong way round

no wonder he looks so confused
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# poor bugger can't breathe either
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# a watchdog!
that took me ages :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *hands cookies*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# THERE WAS A BEE!
on my laptop!

just now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# wrong time of year
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# A firebomb
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# A DOGBOMB!
FUCKING RUN!

And WYH to you.
(gamefanatic666, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 8:04, archived)